As for the intro & outro for The Satyrsphere, Think 1960's perky/sexy airline stewardess.
"Ladies & gentlemen, a word from our captain:"
"Ladies & gentlemen, please *unfasten* your safety belts and release your chairs from their *uptight* position. You're about to take a trip to... The Satyrsphere!"
"Ladies & gentlemen, we hope you've enjoyed flying the *frisky* skies! We'll see you on our next flight to The Satyrsphere.
Feel free to send me the three files however & whenever you have a chance and I'll put them all together.
This is the Satyr, over & out!